Aaron:
I'm stranded.
I'm stranded in Outer Space.
The fucking inner-tube line broke.
or someone cut it.
I bet it was Carl.
That bastard.
Slowly spinning.
Fucking lack of friction.
Fucking Carl.
Maybe I'll hit an asteroid or something.
I doubt it.
Fucking infinite cosmos.
At least I have a few sandwiches...
which have Tuna in them.
These are not my sandwiches.
These are Carl's sandwiches.
Fucking Carl.
Ethan:
He was supposed to come back for the others.
To tell them whether it was safe to come out.
But the sky was so beautiful.
And the air was so crisp.
He could see why no one had come back before.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Julie Don't Live Here - Time (Track 16 of 16)
Aaron:
"Hello?"
"Hi. It's Me. We have a code red."
"Ummm....excuse me?"
"You have to come down to central immediately. We're all waiting for you."
"I think you have the wron..."
"This is a matter of life and death! We need to get the Omega Beam up and running within 24 hours or everyone on this planet will die. Stop fooling around!"
"Who is this?!"
"Wait...I am speaking to Julie, right?"
"No. She moved away a few months ago. Julie don't live here anymore."
"Shit"
"Yeah, sorry. I was trying to tell you."
"Ok, well.....I better be going then."
"Urr...you said something about the planet ending?"
"......You must have been hearing things. Sorry for troubling you."
"No, I'm pretty sure I heard you mention..."
CLICK
Ethan:
"Hello?"
"Hi. It's Me. We have a code red."
"Ummm....excuse me?"
"You have to come down to central immediately. We're all waiting for you."
"I think you have the wron..."
"This is a matter of life and death! We need to get the Omega Beam up and running within 24 hours or everyone on this planet will die. Stop fooling around!"
"Who is this?!"
"Wait...I am speaking to Julie, right?"
"No. She moved away a few months ago. Julie don't live here anymore."
"Shit"
"Yeah, sorry. I was trying to tell you."
"Ok, well.....I better be going then."
"Urr...you said something about the planet ending?"
"......You must have been hearing things. Sorry for troubling you."
"No, I'm pretty sure I heard you mention..."
CLICK
Ethan:
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Baby I Apologize - ELO II (Track 7 of 9)
Aaron:
Waaaaah!! Waaaaah!!
It's your turn to check the baby, dear.
Waaaaah!! Waaaaah!!
It's your turn to check the dear, baby.
Waaaaah!! Waaaaah!!
It's your turn to wake the baby, baby.
Waaaaah!! Waaaaah!!
Turn, baby, Turn.
Waaaaah!! Waaaaah!!
Check the Czech. It's a baby.
Waaaaah!! Waaaaah!!
It's your turn to turn the deer, Czech.
Waaaaah!! Waaaaah!!
Oh, baby, baby.....
Waaaaaah!! Waaaaaaah!!
WAAAAAAH!! WAAAAAAAAHH!!
WAAA
Ethan:
"Mrs. Robinson?" The secretary looked up at the empty waiting room. Billy's mother slowly rose to her feet. "Now you wait right here, Billy." she said, " I'll be done in a bit, and then we'll go get some ice cream."
Billy watched his mother blankly, turning back to his toys before she finished speaking. He made airplane sounds as he moved his "Kermit the Frog" doll across the air. Buuuuurrrrrrooooowwwwww.
Mrs. Robinson sighed and followed the secretary out of the room.
Kermit flew through the air. The wind rushed against his cheeks. He was exhilarated. He made flips and turns and danced through the sky. He felt unleashed from all his earthly burdens.
Mrs. Robinson sat down across from the doctor. He explained to her that there was an experimental drug that could possibly offer a treatment for Billy. "It is very risky." he told Billy's mother.
Kermit looked down from above. Below him, the other toys stared up in amazement. How beautiful he was. How full of grace. They held their breath with each dive and turn he made.
Billy's mother exited the doctors office and spoke quietly with the secretary. She then walked up behind Billy and silently watched him play.
Kermit dived towards the ground and pulled up at the last moment. As he rocketed back up, a smile came upon his face. He felt free. He felt immortal.
Waaaaah!! Waaaaah!!
It's your turn to check the baby, dear.
Waaaaah!! Waaaaah!!
It's your turn to check the dear, baby.
Waaaaah!! Waaaaah!!
It's your turn to wake the baby, baby.
Waaaaah!! Waaaaah!!
Turn, baby, Turn.
Waaaaah!! Waaaaah!!
Check the Czech. It's a baby.
Waaaaah!! Waaaaah!!
It's your turn to turn the deer, Czech.
Waaaaah!! Waaaaah!!
Oh, baby, baby.....
Waaaaaah!! Waaaaaaah!!
WAAAAAAH!! WAAAAAAAAHH!!
WAAA
Ethan:
"Mrs. Robinson?" The secretary looked up at the empty waiting room. Billy's mother slowly rose to her feet. "Now you wait right here, Billy." she said, " I'll be done in a bit, and then we'll go get some ice cream."
Billy watched his mother blankly, turning back to his toys before she finished speaking. He made airplane sounds as he moved his "Kermit the Frog" doll across the air. Buuuuurrrrrrooooowwwwww.
Mrs. Robinson sighed and followed the secretary out of the room.
Kermit flew through the air. The wind rushed against his cheeks. He was exhilarated. He made flips and turns and danced through the sky. He felt unleashed from all his earthly burdens.
Mrs. Robinson sat down across from the doctor. He explained to her that there was an experimental drug that could possibly offer a treatment for Billy. "It is very risky." he told Billy's mother.
Kermit looked down from above. Below him, the other toys stared up in amazement. How beautiful he was. How full of grace. They held their breath with each dive and turn he made.
Billy's mother exited the doctors office and spoke quietly with the secretary. She then walked up behind Billy and silently watched him play.
Kermit dived towards the ground and pulled up at the last moment. As he rocketed back up, a smile came upon his face. He felt free. He felt immortal.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
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