First Movement (Jumping Biz) - No Answer (Track 5 of 12)

Aaron:



Ethan:

Those dirty bastards...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JxMxnCRk2k

http://www.accessguy.com/Color/MP3/Copies/ClassicalGas.mp3

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Don't Walk Away - Xanadu (Track of 10)

Aaron:

Talk to any teacher or his parents, and any one of them would tell you that Sam loved going to school. Each day he would jump out of bed, get dressed quickly, and rush off to class. He never missed a day, even when he was sick with fever. Each of the teachers secretly suspected that they were the one responsible for his enthusiasm, but the truth was a bit simpler. You see, Sam was in love with the girl who sat in front of him in his Science class (Such is the curse of Freshman year).

Stark, cropped, black hair, cute face, funny, perfect. He couldn't wait to go to school each morning just so he could see her again. Of course, she barely had any idea he existed (Such is the curse of freshman year) but he was content to sit behind her and watch the back of her neck. Oh, he tried talking to her multiple times, and the chats were quite amiable, but no friendship blossomed from these (Such is the curse of Freshman year).

Time passed, and he made more friends. It just so happened that one of them was friends with the girl. As they all hung out, he became closer with the girl, becoming actual friends. In the middle of the year, Sam decided to take a risk. He asked her out to a movie. And, surprisingly she said yes! They both had a great time, and Sam was happy. Still, he wondered whether she even considered it a date, or whether she just assumed it was as friends (Such is the curse of Freshman year).

Time passed, and during the summer he decided to take another risk. They went to another movie and this time he asked her out. She seemed a bit startled at first, and then looked at him and said, "No, I just don't see us like that. We're friends.".....or that's what she thought at least. In reality, she said "yes", not willing to turn him down (Such is the curse of Freshman year).

Time passed, and Sam was ecstatic! It seemed like his dreams had come true. A whole year of waiting and...finally. For the next week they spent time together talking and hanging out, and at the end of the week, he kissed her, lightly, once, and went home. The next day she broke up with him. He was crushed for a while after that. Everything he had wanted, gone before his eyes. There was nothing left (Such is the curse of Freshman year).

Time passed, and Sam went through his sophomore year. It was fun, but his teachers could tell he just wasn't into it anymore. The year came and went, and he became a Junior. Slowly, he got over the girl, and remained very good, close, friends with her. On New Years Eve while hanging out with her and her friends, he struck up a conversation with an old classmate from many years ago named Sarah and decided to try again (Such is the curse of Junior year).

Ethan:

Dark City - Eldorado (Track 12 of 12)

Aaron:

I can't see a thing
Could someone please hit the lights?
One city, one switch

Ethan:

I remember a time when a bag of chips cost 50¢.
Now they cost a dollar.

Oh! Ode to a vending machine.
Back from the time I was young.
Where one could buy boxes of "Shock-Tarts"
Or a salty snack to tingle my tongue.

And why can't a guy get an actual bottle of orange juice anywhere?
Instead of some watered-down sugary crap.

Oh! Ode to a vending machine.
Back from the time of my youth.
Where one could buy a "Hawaiian Punch"
Or something to treat my sweet tooth.

And would it be so hard to put in some "Almond M&M's" once in a while?
Some people actually like almonds.

Oh! Ode to a vending machine.
Back from the time I was small.
Where one could find "Cookies 'n' Cream" bars
Now I can't find them at all.

Ma-Ma-Ma-Belle - On the Third Day (Track 7 of 14)

Aaron:

Just once, I want to have a "Fonz" moment. You know what I'm talking about, that whole thing where everyone is hanging out and he just busts in through the door and everyone stops doing what they are doing and stares as he waltzes down the hall to some cool music. Everything slows down as he gets closer to the cute girl sitting at the end, stands in front of her, all eyes on him, leans down, puts his thumbs out and says his classic line:

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Ethan:

Ettore Boiardi stepped out into the street. A cool evening breeze was blowing lightly, and the street lights were just beginning to turn on. For the first time in his life Ettore felt truly content with himself, with his life's work. He set off down the cobblestones of Woodland Avenue towards East 9th Street. He could hear the sound of families settling down for dinner, along with the various scents that accompanied them. They lifted his heart and added a spring to his step. He quickened his pace. The year was 1967. It was the summer of love.

Turn to Stone - Out of the Blue (Track 1 of 17)

Aaron:

Ok, here's a joke for ya:
So a man walks into a bar, right? And this man...he goes up to the bartender and says to him, "Hey, don't tell anyone, but I'm actually a Genie in disguise." Now the bartender, he just looks at him, thinking he's just a crazy drunk who's had a bit too much to drink. But, he decides he's going to play along for a bit, just for fun.

"Oh yeah?" he says, "Does that mean I get 3 wishes or something?" "Well," says the man, "I guess it can't hurt to give you one wish. I shouldn't, but I'm in a good mood today. (You see, the man actually HAD had too much to drink, but he WAS a genie. Plus, as you well know, Genies cannot hold their liquor.) "What'll it be?" the Genie asks. The bartender thinks for a bit, and eventually says, "Well, It would be nice to get out of this crappy bar. I wish I had a million bucks!"

The Genie, he claps he hands three times and all of a sudden the bartender turns into a rock hard statue. "Crap," says the Genie. "I guess I really did have too much to drink"

HAHAHAHAhahaha.....

My friends hit me when I tell this joke >_>

Ethan:

Sorry For The Delay

ELO Labefactation would like to apologize for the delay.

We are currently experiencing social turbulence and there will be no posts until emotional stability has been achieved.

Status:

Developing use of black humor - 78%
Updating moral standards - 34%
Rebooting faith in humanity - Error

Ermmm, might be a bit longer. Sorry!