Ok, here's a joke for ya:
So a man walks into a bar, right? And this man...he goes up to the bartender and says to him, "Hey, don't tell anyone, but I'm actually a Genie in disguise." Now the bartender, he just looks at him, thinking he's just a crazy drunk who's had a bit too much to drink. But, he decides he's going to play along for a bit, just for fun.
"Oh yeah?" he says, "Does that mean I get 3 wishes or something?" "Well," says the man, "I guess it can't hurt to give you one wish. I shouldn't, but I'm in a good mood today. (You see, the man actually HAD had too much to drink, but he WAS a genie. Plus, as you well know, Genies cannot hold their liquor.) "What'll it be?" the Genie asks. The bartender thinks for a bit, and eventually says, "Well, It would be nice to get out of this crappy bar. I wish I had a million bucks!"
The Genie, he claps he hands three times and all of a sudden the bartender turns into a rock hard statue. "Crap," says the Genie. "I guess I really did have too much to drink"
HAHAHAHAhahaha.....
My friends hit me when I tell this joke >_>
Ethan:
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