Eldorado Overture - Eldorado (Track 1 of 12)

Aaron:

Dear ELO,
Ok, we need to set a few things straight. First of all, playing light music while a creepy voice talks does not count as a song. I don't care if it is the first song on your album, I don't care if you end it with an actual melody for 45 seconds. It just doesn't work that way. Where's the rhythm? Where's the soul?

Second, enough with the repeating voices. Eldorado eldorado eldorado eldorado eldorado eldorado eldorado eldorado....ENOUGH. We get it. Eldorado is the name of the album. Hooray. Now shut up. Maybe you could try some rhyming...or actual lyrics.

Third, your song just cuts off at the end. No, no, don't give me that "But it leads into the next song on the album" mumbo jumbo. That could fly in the old times when people listened to your stuff on vinyl, but in today's day and age, people don't have the time for full albums. We jump around! In the future, be sure to be careful and make all your songs "shuffle compatible"

Overall, it's not a bad song...it just needs some work.

B-

Love,
Sr. Rodalfo

Ethan:

Dear Acathor, Lord of the Pixies

You are herby invited to the wedding of

Prince Brandithen of Eldorado
to
Jasmine, Princess of Yarcudina

12:00 - 1:30
777 Pradnor Alley
Huxelbrung. Eldorado

There will be a luncheon following the ceremony

Sincerely
King Rockforth.................................... King Gorgolon
of Elderado.........................................of Yarcudina